College thoughts
Yeah, like I didn’t have enough schooling for my (almost) 31 years. Nevertheless, more deep thoughts from English literature class…
Man: You’re smart. Just don’t tell anyone, they’ll laugh at you.
Woman: What’s wrong with telling people I’m smart?
M: Women just don’t tell people that they are smart!
W: The woman is blonde and doesn’t tell people she’s blond? Nonsense!
M: You’re comparing two different kinds of things. Smart and blond don’t go together.
One of the girls in class came in with T-shirt that says “I’m smart that’s why I’m single” – NO! You’re single, that’s why you’re smart. You have too much time on your hands.
God created good stuff, God created bad stuff. Seems like he had problems with supply chain…
