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	<description>If only you knew what is going to happen</description>
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		<title>Writing Another Blog &#8211; Laser Hair Removal FAQ</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Getting to know a completely new subject from a professional is always fun. Since I started a brand new blog &#8211; Laser Hair Removal FAQ (there will be a twist on New York, specifically Manhattan), the fun never ends.
Just to get the whole idea into my head that you take a laser beam-emitting machine and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>38KKK &#8211; Largest Boobs Ever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been known for years and recently proven scientifically that staring at women&#8217;s breasts prolongs man&#8217;s life. With this said Sheyla Hershey, the possessor of 38KKK breasts, can be considered a life saver. I&#8217;ve covered her 38KKK breasts in my other blog, but it&#8217;s in Russian, so I have all the rights to recoup here.
From [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Testing Vox Crossposter</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Testing Vox crossposter. If everything works fine, then the new post should appear in http://catbegemot.vox.com/
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		<link>http://www.cynicweb.com/archives/2009/01/31/testing-vox-crossposter/</link>
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		<title>Massive Inaugural Turnout Expected At Inauguration</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Even though officials believe that 4 to 5 million people is overstatement, they brace for the worst. The expected 10,000 bus fleet is ten times larger than Cherry Blossom Festival, the most crowd-gathering event. Everybody knows it&#8217;ll be a tough time to be in the crowd, but still going to go.
Being a New Yorker for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SNL Governor Paterson Skit Offensive? O, Really?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ There&#8217;s something wrong with people around here. What&#8217;s so offensive that you have to loose sleep over a depiction of a blind man who&#8217;s acting like&#8230; well, blind?
My wife, who&#8217;s close to being legally blind herself, said that there&#8217;s nothing wrong with the skit. In fact, she found it very funny and amusing. Especially [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleepy In School? Yeah, me too!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CNN published a very interesting article today &#8211; Falling asleep in class? Blame biology. In the article the argument is made that postponing class starting time by an hour the school was able to boost students&#8217; performance and decrease the accidents rate for teen drivers. The latter have dropped 16.5%, which is amazing.
Recalling my own [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Free Invite</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Free invite to Gilt &#8211; REALLY BIG DISCOUNTS for luxury brands. Click here: http://www.gilt.com/invite/tr1
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		<title>Ektron Training &#8211; Question 1</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is now clear why Ektron is designed in such a weird way. People have no idea how Google indexes documents. My two attempts at asking for clarification failed miserably.
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		<title>GM Bailout</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Last week there was a big buzz about the bailout of the big three &#8211; GM, Chrysler and Ford. Both pro and contra sides have their valid points, but what is ultimately missing is that all the big three are at the point where they resemble dinosaurs. And dinosaurs were too big and too [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cynicweb.com/archives/2008/11/17/gm-bailout/</link>
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		<title>Circuit City Bankruptcy &#8211; Who&#8217;s Next?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While America watches in astonishment how Circuit City files for bankrupcy protection, the thought is &#8211; who&#8217;s next? From my perspective &#8211; I&#8217;d rather watch PC Richard&#8217;s to crumble than the Circuit City.
Don&#8217;t get me wrong, CC isn&#8217;t a best store around, but I&#8217;ll miss that big landmark from the Union Square. At least the [...]]]></description>
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